todaysbird:

ghettoinuyasha:

spiritphone:

spiritphone:

I love small wild cats… they almost always look like fucked up reject versions of domestic cats I find it very charming

excuse me one of those cats is a doctor

i don’t think they should call him pampas before they get to know him :[

nemothesurvivor:

shanastoryteller:

g-a-y-b-a-c-o-n:

shanastoryteller:

one of the things i really like about los angeles is all the men hanging around with trucks full of produce

the first time i saw one was at home depot, the sun was setting, and i was with a group of friends. and right there, in the middle of the parking lot, was a giant truck filled with pomegranates, so high that he couldn’t possibly drive like that, but it was amazing

i literally stopped in my tracks. i’d never seen so many pomegranates in my life. i took pictures. i was so excited. my friends were laughing at me. people walking by were laughing at me. the guy who had the truck full of pomegranates was laughing at me. but i was thrilled. a truckful of pomegranates just right there, hundreds of them, the same color as the setting sun

maybe it’s weird to romanticize a pile of fruit, but i was thoroughly charmed. 

anyway. i left the bank today, and there was a truck of oranges. so many oranges, piled almost as high as i was tall. the man had cut some of them into slices and put a bowl next the bank entrance. ‘free samples!’ he hollered. i took one. it was firm and sweet and i pulled it off the skin in one motion. i bought a bag for $5, and he studied them before choosing one for me, picking up one bag and then putting it down to grab another. ‘they’re sweet,’ he promised.

there’s something so satisfying about it, about going to cash a check or pick up some nails, and being confronted with a huge pile of brightly colored fruit, a cheerful splash of color against concrete. 

support your local man with a truck full of fruit. they’re sweet. i promise. 

You’ve heard of “The Baker and The Tattoo artist” now get ready for, “The produce delivery guy, and the random ass person that loves FUCKING fruit”

is … is fucking an adjective or a verb here? because that, um, changes things

Is the story about lemons or is the story the lemon?

gallusrostromegalus:

cephalopodvictorious:

shwoo:

ssj8goku:

learning that most trees do not derive from a single lineage but actually only look and function superficially similarly due to convergent evolution is one of the most fucked up things i’ve ever learned and i will never be the same person as i was before i learned that

Oak trees are quite a bit more closely related to roses than they are to pine trees.

So are apple and cherry and pear trees! But palm trees are basically grass

Like many animal lines have gotten Huge and Lumpy in the ocean, so have plants gotten Tall and Woody in the sunlight.

bellemeblake:

onewordtest:

fandom is so weird you never know how old anyone is but you just kinda assume most of them are around your age until proven otherwise and then one day someone is talking about their 9 year old kid on your dash and another person is saying they just finished 10th grade. wild.  

reblog and tag with your age, so your mutuals know

piebutt:

rhazberriquartz:

suicunesrider:

marydaydream:

I love new designs so much

Old designs: the same woman wearing different makeup/hair/clothing

New designs: GOOD CHARACTER ARTISTRY 101

Old designs: specifically made to sell toys. Toys that only had one mold because it was cost effective. But was still a fun show.

New designs: actually gets to go full scale artistry and story telling without worrying about selling toys.

old designs: lesbians

new designs: assorted lesbians 

anastasiaformarvel:

@one-time-i-dreamt

That I read a page of the Avengers endgame script, and there was just this one long monolouges from a guy named sailor.

thomas-is-my-name:

iloe:

iloe:

do the spiderverse kids all have. slightly different meme cultures

miles: look I can fit my whole fist in my mouth

gwen: freaky flexing. but alright

miles:

miles, through his fist: I’m sorry what did you just say

Miles: Hey Peter B, do you have any upmadude on you?

Peter: …Do you mean updog?

Miles: What the fuck is “updog?”

thomas-is-my-name:

iloe:

iloe:

do the spiderverse kids all have. slightly different meme cultures

miles: look I can fit my whole fist in my mouth

gwen: freaky flexing. but alright

miles:

miles, through his fist: I’m sorry what did you just say

Miles: Hey Peter B, do you have any upmadude on you?

Peter: …Do you mean updog?

Miles: What the fuck is “updog?”

chaoticgood:

spiderman is so fucking funny dude saves like an entire country and then he goes home at the end of the day and opens his fridge and hes got like 1 egg and a half empty can of arizona tea no matter how old he is or what comic hes from thats just how peter parker lives